After you land at LAX this is what happens. You get stuck in an hour or more of traffic that makes you want to vomit.

Next, you settle into your hotel. After we’d checked into ours and were waiting in the lobby for our car, we saw Jamie Foxx walking out with an orange backpack and sneakers in his right hand, then getting whisked away in a Cadillac Escalade.

Ciccone’s on Melrose for Italian and we spotted Ken Todd, Lisa Vanderpump’s (of Vanderpump Rules and RHOBH) hubby. Popped into SUR immediately following, but it was whack! Vanderpump Rules fan girls and boys everywhere. 

Next, we uber’ed over to the Chateau Marmont but got denied entry into the bar. They said it was because they were booked up, but we suspect it was really because we DIDN’T roll up in an Uber Black.

Checked out No Vacancy which was kinda cool in a secret bar sorta way but ultimately everyone looked like they were ten years old, so we abandoned it for a bodega run, so we could stock up on water ($10 a bottle for the ones in the mini bar in the room, yeahhh no thanks), Sun Chips, and Gatorade. 

Stayed tuned for much more from our West Coast adventure.